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The lore behind solid snakes and revolver ocelots names.

Solid snake was 16 when he was alone in the house. His parents were out doing something long forgotten. Snake found a vhs tape from his dads pr0n collection. It was labled "Solid Snake". He put it in the vhs player and fastforwarded to the 5 minute mark. A man said he was gonna show a woman why they call him solid snake. He took off his boxers and revealed what looked like a 14 inch donger. Snake was shocked and it never left his mind how huge it was. He thought it was funny some time after and decided to use it as his alias as a super sleuth agent.
Revolver ocelot followed a similar path but he had watched a tape with the actress "joyceleen ocelot" A famous bukkak e/gangbang star at the time. The tape was called in part revolver ocelot. The tape shows 6 men taking turns with her body for about 23 minutes before a new segemtn began. It was his favorite at the time and he used it as his alias to see if anybody else knew the reference

Bonus roy campbell
Born as roy sigmund, he would later go on to change his last name to campbell after eating nothing but the brand of soup for an entire 2 years. He started off eating it because he enjoyed it so much and then kept doing so in a slight protest against chef boyardee after the company made some minor mockingly, although humorous remarks about campbells soup