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Thanks for stroking my hair while I was constipated!

I hired a ghostwriter for my biography and told them I got shot down behind enemy lines but started the most successful riverboat casino of all time.

let's spring ahead in the fall. it's time to break the wheel.

please don't scare uncle todd by setting up your entire furby collection in the bathroom again. he's having heart issues and this is really the last thing we need right now.

Great work on the presentation! Slide 5 was a little much, I don't think we need to track your bowel movements and how it is affecting our deadlines. Great chart though!

Drank an old Fresca the other day and ate an entire pack of bacon