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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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I think there's a world market for about five computers.
-- attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board, IBM), 1943
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It was where the city kept all those things it occasionally needed but was uneasy about, like the Watch-house, the theatres, the prison and the publishers. It was the place for all those things which might go off bang in unexpected ways.
(Maskerade)
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[Shamus has four wooden limbs]
Glen Quagmire: So, were you in an accident or something?
Shamus: No, me father was a tree.
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Mal: "Ain't no way in the verse they could find that compartment, even if
they were lookin' for it."
Zoe: "Why?"
Mal: "... cause?"
Zoe: "Oh yeah, this is going to go great."
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Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but