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9.3 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
poG
Posted July 17, 2020.
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2.5 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
BIG BOOBIES ON GIRL LOOK VERY GOOD HAHAH BIG FUNNI LOLOL XD RAWR.
Posted May 2, 2020.
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234.1 hrs on record (76.9 hrs at review time)
1. Create empire of raging Xenophobic religious crusaders.
2. Expand and conquer other species into your empire.
3. Enslave them
4. Grind them up into food to further up your galactic purification crusade.
5. Exterminate entire planets
Posted December 11, 2019.
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8.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Ok this game is pretty fricking awesome pawsome.

Some of the best graphics in the modern age as military grade technology was used to create them. Btw did you know that EA sports contacted the dev team to help create Fifa games? IN FACT: IO Soccer was the inspiration for the first ever FIFA game.

The football mechanics in this game are top notch and unmathced, be it the diving, dribbling and shooting.

By far the best mechanic in IO Soccer is the Voice Chat. In VC you often come across your close friends from Espana. Juan and Pedro are very inspirational and powerful figures in the IO community. Juan is a fascist from the south and Pedro is a devout communist from the north, despite these differences in ideological belif they both desire a cleanse of Spain so that's just one way IO soccer brings people together.

Altogether this is a very promising game that I can only continue to strongly support.
Posted November 3, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
16.1 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Space battles trigger an orgasimc bliss which feels better than anything else in life.
Seriously, play this game.

♥♥♥♥ the BETA Battlefront 2 (2018) or whenever the ♥♥♥♥ it was made.
Posted January 30, 2019.
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