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MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX!
Please, don't drink and derive.

Mathematicians
Against
Drunk
Deriving
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Wash: "I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal
because you know he'll shoot it down!"

Zoe: "Right. Becaue what this marriage needs is one more shouting match.
Wash: No, what this marriage needs is one less husband. Right now it's kind of
crowded."
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If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
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Up until now I'd always though RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
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Simon: "My one true regret in all this is never being with you."

Kaylee: "With me? You mean to say, as... sex?"

Simon: "... I mean to say."

Kaylee (cocking gun): "Hell with this! I'm gonna live!"
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