🔒 EXCLUSIVE: Profiles/ - Uncensored 2025

If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.
-- Louis Armstrong
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The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe.
-- Chester Gould/♥♥♥♥ Tracy
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No matter whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme
court follows th' iliction returns.
-- Mr. Dooley
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You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
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We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.
-- Swan, "Phantom of the Paradise"
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: How would you disambiguate these situations?

By shooting the person who did the latter.
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed to
become necessary.
-- Edgar Friedenberg
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Sweet sixteen is beautiful Bess,
And her voice is changing -- from "No" to "Yes".
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Painting, n.:
The art of protecting flat surfaces from