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Old robot: What are ye doing?
Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
Old robot: Ye think me be he?
Bender: Si.
Old robot: Nee. I mean, no.
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Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
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Self Test for Paranoia:
You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
your own fault.
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I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!

-- Homer Simpson
Team Homer
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The hardest part of climbing the ladder of success is getting through
the crowd at the bottom.
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Joe Swanson: At least I can do this: [singing]
Joe Swanson: ah, ah, ah, AH, ah, ah, ah!
Disabled Man: [electronic voice] [monotonous]
Disabled Man: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh crap.
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Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
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