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Why was this game so innapropriate? I was looking for an interesting story, but the game couldn't go two seconds without one of the characters tiddies slipping out. Overall, I would say this is not a game suitable for steam, and I am very dissapointed that Gabe would allow this smut content on his platform. Are you serious gabe? When I get ready for epic gamer time, I don't want to read the equivalent of bible twice while looking at some thighs poppin up in my face? There are way too many of these outright vile pictures. I will break down my review in these ways.

Dialouge: If it isn't the main character talking about how his willy is excited because some girl flashed her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at him, its some kid talking about the same thing for 12 paragraphs but worded differently.

Pictures: I am usually a fan of pictures, as I write many childrens books. I am severely dissapointed, as half the time it is two girls on the screen blabbing on, or a picture of some girls bosoms zoomed in to an overly exaggerated degree. I am not happy with the lewd content as kids could easily mistake this as one of their narotoos or gokou games, or an undetale, only to have some nipples show up, disturbing their brain development. For example, I was presented with a girl fallen over, exposing her private parts, the presentation of this image had influenced me with anguish complimenting it so with this excruciating dialect.

Music: I am not a fan of midis, as they remind me of my brother, who is a keyboard artist for a jamiroquai cover band. Also its the same 15 seconds of midi looped, which gives me a headache, after two minutes, I need to sit down and have a cuppa.

Story: I think it is about a strapping young lad who wanted to get on with his day as a swimming athlete, but is constantly interrupted by some very Not safe for the work environment/ school area/ public transport women. Its sad how he tries to swim, but is blocked by their thighs, as they disturbingly tempt him. I would not recommend playing this on the train, as when I did a young lad, around twenty kept laughing and pointing and saying "good on ya".

Overall: I would not recommend this dirty game, as it is not appropriate. I am a father, a husband, an author of several smash hit childrens book, and the (not willingly) bongo player of a smashing jamiroquai cover band, I say, never ever ever spend your hard earned money on this vile piece of work.

-Uncle Fudgecup