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"The enemy can't guess your strategy if you don't have any." - Sun Tzu

pro flamer & wh user [etf2l.org]

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It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-♥♥♥♥♥ like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.