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I sexually Identify as a Burrito. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being wrapped up in a tortilla giving people horrible gas. People say to me that a person being a burrito is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install corn tortillas, steaming hot beans, and melted cheese on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Chipotle” and respect my right to give you gas and give gas needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a burritophobe and need to check your mexican food privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.