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Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a
chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened.
Fry: Okay.
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The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues,
for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be
simply making a limiting statement about himself.
-- Sidney Harris
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Peter: That's about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian, he's hilarious. The sailor. But then again he was never meant to be funny.
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The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.
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[on the phone]
Chris: So, what are you wearing? [pause]
Chris: Wow. I bet you can see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
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I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
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