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Bro Code

Relationships and Your Bros


1. The treatment of your bro who's in a relationship

_A. Thou shall not try to go for your bro's lady
__a. for a female that a bro digs, dug or dated a bro must get consent of the bro whom has/had feelings for the female involved along with the consent of two other bros.
___1. In the event that you and a bro both dig a girl at the same time, you both must make a decision on who gets her
____1a. If a decision cannot be made, nobody gets her.

_B.Thou shall tell a bro if his lady be a cheatin' hoe

_C. Thou shall not mention a bros exes around your bro's current lady unless
__a. She be cool
__b. You replace the ex's name with "that one person"
___1. No mention of their previous relation will be mentioned
__c. Your bro has previously approved

_D. Thou shall not ask for naked pictures of a bro's lady
__a. Unless it be an ex
___1. It's still a bro's choice to say "Nay"

_E. Thou shall not be a ♥♥♥♥ to a bro's lady
__a. Unless she's a ♥♥♥♥ to your bro
__b. Unless she's a ♥♥♥♥ to you
___1. She must be a ♥♥♥♥ to you first
_____1a. If she is a ♥♥♥♥ to you because you said something inappropriate/ offensive it's your fault and you must at least try to get on her good side again
_____2a. Unless she's a ♥♥♥♥ (as decided by fellow bros)
__c. Unless it is a part of the Alpha Verde maneuver
___1. The Alpha Verde Maneuver is a maneuver in which bro A is a ♥♥♥♥ to bro B's lady so bro B can defend her honor against bro A for the result of vagina for bro B

_F. Thou shall not be selfish of your bro. He now has a girlfriend and must spend time with her which he would have previously spent with you or other bros
__a. Though shall refer to Article 1 (Relationships and Your Bros) Section 2 Clause A of the Bro Code if a bro seems to become too distant
___1. Tell a bro how you feel if he begins to spend too much time with this girl (in a dude way such as, "Hey dude stop being a ♥♥♥♥")
____1a. If he ignores your advice, refer him to Article 1 (Relationships and Your Bros) Section 2 Clause A of the bro code and hope he's not already gone

_G.

2. The treatment of your bros while you are in a relationship

_A. Thou shall not abandon your bros while in a relationship (Also known as "pulling an Ozzie" or "being a douche"). Spending time with your lady takes up time which would have previously been spent with other bros which is ok but, refer to the following check-list to see if you're spending too much time.

Question 1: Have you spoken to any of your bros without your girlfriend there for over 30 minuets in the past 2 weeks?
Question 2: Have you hung out with any of your friends without your girlfriend there in the past 2 months?
Question 3: Do you usually remember that you still have other friends?
Question 4: Do you know what is going on in your bros' lives (to the extent of what they are willing to tell you)?

If you have answered "No" to any of these you need to spend more time with your bros and less with your lady.
__a. There are no exceptions. Don't be a douche and abandon your closest friends for some girl
___1. Even if you think that you're in love
____1a. High-school love is no excuse to abandon your friends
_____2a. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

_B. Thou shall not choose your hoe over bros
__a. Your bros are almost like a family and will almost always be there for you as you should be for them.
__b. If she says a bro did something bad, look at the hard evidence, ask the bro, and ask all other bros before assuming the worst.