💥 TRENDING: Profiles/ - Collection

What did you just say about my pasta, you little bambino? I’ll have you know I graduated top of the pasta masta class in the pasta masta kitchen, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on rival pasta gangs, and I have over 300 stolen recipes. I am trained in Italian cooking and I’m the head chef in the entire Italian secret cooking forces. You are nothing to me but just another bambino. I will wipe your recipes out with brute force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, scrublord. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Italian chefs across the universe and your recipes are being stolen right now so you better prepare for the raid, scrubbo. The raid that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ultimate sauce recipe. You’ve done the goofed, man of human. I am always everywhere, everytime, and I can steal your precious recipes in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in recipe extraction, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Secret Italian Recipe Conservation Service and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable sauce recipes off the face of the continent, you little bambino. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comments was about to bring down upon you like a pasta storm of unholy sauces, maybe you would have held your wrong opinions. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price because you broke the ice, you damn scrublord. I will unleash pasta bolgnese all over you and you will drown in it. You’re done goofed, kiddo. Say goodbye to your recipes.