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📘 * 🎈 * 🎁 * 🌏 * 🏀 * 🔋 * 🍆 * 🌂 * 🚙 * 😺 * 💃 * 🌽 * 🍧 * 💚 * 🌸 * 🎍
ㅤ* A woman goes into a clothes shop, "Can I try that dress on in the window please?" she asks. "I'm sorry madam", replies the shop assistant, "but you'll have to use the changing-rooms like everyone else."
ㅤ* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
ㅤ* If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
💛 * 👾 * 🐝 * 🚘 * 👽 * 🐠 * 🍧 * 🥒 * 💃 * 🥞 * 🌽 * 🐛 * 👔 * 💗 * 🥗 * 💄
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!