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Yo I live with this guy and he deadass, no joke, walks around the apartment with a Greek toga, proclaiming himself to be the next coming of Socrates. He does fake philosophy by saying "the ground... does not move. Therefore it is not alive..." and then sometimes misses the toilet when he pisses. If I wasn't stuck in the lease I would move out as soon as I can. Please send help.