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South Africa
I invited him to my house for a LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, and he tried to unbuckle my belt. I punched him and asked him to leave. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Said no
His name is Bond, James Bond
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. (>O<) I LIKE Cookies!!!
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(> )>O Then i said: sharing is good....
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(> <) so I ate it!
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