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King Smegma Oct 24, 2025 @ 6:59pm 
Attention, Sir Galahad the Brave! For thy unmatched loyalty, I bequeath unto thee my most sacred treasure—the Grand Imperial Smegma Collection! Harvested daily from the Royal Scepter, aged in the castle's humidity, and curated by generations of Smegma sommeliers! This chalice contains varieties from every province: the crusty highlands blend, the cheesy lowland reserve, and the rare vintage foreskin fold special. May this abundant smegma bounty bestow upon thee the same formidable powers that have kept our kingdom... pungently prosperous! Rise now as Baron of the Bountiful Buildup, Keeper of the King's Cheese!
shorn Nov 16, 2023 @ 1:08am 
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