please help me im absolutely incapable of flying any single-seater plane since i've met my cutie tomboy co-pilot Prez she's so quirky and funny and my squadmates keep teasing her she's the love of my life my soulmate but everytime i fly something other than my tomcat or phantom i miss her confident voice and i can't go on without her please get me help im simping so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard

It's like Danganronpa except not cringe.

REVIEW UPDATE (19 May, 2020):

Matchmaking has now been fixed on my end since the Halo 2: Anniversary update. I can now finally join public matches without troubles. However, keep in mind that they are new glitches and other problems that have now appeared (such as projectiles teleporting to other players when firing on the ground in H2 multiplayer).

OLD REVIEW DOWN BELOW (6 Dec, 2019):

Can't recommend a game where you spend more time at the matchmaking menu freezing for solid minutes and kicking you out of sessions than actually playing multiplayer. Will change the review to positive when they'll either fix matchmaking or just add server browsing.

OLD MEN
WARNING!
WARNING!

Bought the game for TwoBee's a s s
Now, after finishing the game, I feel like a s s...

A great family-friendly visual novel about dating cute girls who are into literature such as Sayori who's easy to hang out with or Yuri who has a sharp personality!

Just another Ubisoft game with lot of boring side activities to keep you busy and an even worse story overall despite the fact that Marcus' character is more consistent than Aiden's. There's also a lot of little details that just annoys me like WHY THE HECK WRENCH WOULD PUT SPIKES ON THE STOCK OF MY RIFLES??? I know this is a video game and it doesn't have to be always 100% pratical but Marcus is supposed to put his cheek on the stock to look through the scope. Aside from all over the place designs, the game gets repetitive very quickly and just becomes a chore to get through. Co-op can give you a few giggles when trying to break the game but PvP is straight up broken game-balance wise.

TL;DR Just an okay game so I would only recommand it when its on a big sale (like 75% off or something)

This is a game about your everyday normal high school girl and her serial killer girlfriend who fight the Kids Next Door with a megaphone after watching a whole city getting slaughtered by bears.

10/10 would push a little girl on a wheelchair down a set of stairs if ever given the possibility.

Why is the blood in this series replaced with Pepto Bismol?
Great game btw

>buys this turd for 15 bucks to see how bad it is because im bored
>5 minutes in: theres' tons people sitting on invisible chairs
>30 minutes in: all characters in this game are unlikable douches who will exploit you to be their mail man while they just jerk off and cry all day about how they're losing the war or something
>1 hour in: the blatant ♥♥♥♥♥♥ patriotism in this game is just horribly delivered and cringy (plus umadbro memes)
>3 hours in: the Ai is so dumb whether they are enemies or allies that they'll just start trying to run in groups into locked fortress gates every time I fire at the sky
>9 hours in: I finally get into one of the final zones in the game after doing tons of time wasting and repetitive missions that are badly stripped from the far cry series
>enters into a building to progress into the main story
>there's an arcade machine I can interact with
>probably a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ version of galaga or something so I can make a overused "the game within the game is better than the game itself lololol"
>it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Time Splitters 2
>I play a fully optimized demo of Time Splitters 2 with good mouse/keyboard controls and I'm having a blast right now since I never had the chance to play this series
>the amount of details and care put into a game that is more than a decade old is astonishing compared to the AAA game I'm supposed to play
>I finish the two levels available and all the fun i had has now been absored by the dullness of what remains of the actual game
>I get to the stupid ending and desinstall the game

10/10 would play bad games like this again just to discover cult classics that are better than this wreck