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Kalisz, Poland 
next morning it was someone else.
-- Will Rogers
😶
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
🤗
Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.
Homer: Not as low as my low, low prices!
Mr. Plow
🙄
Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on
occasion, hilarious."
🤔
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
-- Dorothy Fuldheim
😲
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells down
by the seashore.
😬
My pen is at the bottom of a page,
Which, being finished, here the story ends;
'Tis to be wished it had been sooner done,
But stories somehow lengthen when begun.
-- Byron
😩
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
-- Voltaire
😗
I think, therefore I am... I think.
🙁