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I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah

You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah

We’re all Goofy Goobers yeah

Such simple dogma that slid under the radar for almost two decades, infesting our children’s minds. This has haunted my dreams. Clearly Nickelodeon is passing the Collectivism agenda. My eldest son has come out recently as a communist. Discuss.

And don’t tell me “but Collectivism is good!” Im not gonna have that conversation here. Go talk with my son on the tankie subs

Edit: I should add, I know your first thought is “but its called a ‘Goofy Goober’, who would want to be that? If anything the message is anti-Collectivism”.

No. To any kid watching this movie, the Goofy Goober restaurant looks like the most fun imaginable. Every kid wants to be a Goofy Goober now. Heck, even I was originally intrigued before this revelation.

I’m not even going to go into the scene directly after this, where big Nick shows children getting drunk on “Sundaes”. Beyond reproach.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to a church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest ? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.