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Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh?
I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class
in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved
in numerous secret runs to Tim Horton's, and I have
over 300 confirmed friends.

I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive
aggressive member of the entire Canadian population.
You are a person that I have yet to make friends with.
I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never
been seen before on this earth,mark my passiveness.

You think you can get away with not saying thank you?
Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting
my secret network of syrup drinking moose across
the northern territories and your IP is being traced so
you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy.

The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts
from Tim Horton's too.

You're gonna be befriended, guy.