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Your latest physique update is truly impressive, showcasing the dedication and hard work you've put into your bodybuilding journey. I'd give your physique a solid 9/10, and here's why:

Muscular Symmetry: Your symmetry is on point, with well-proportioned muscle groups that create a balanced and aesthetically pleasing look.

Defined Abs: Your abdominal muscles are chiseled, revealing a rock-hard core that speaks to your commitment to maintaining a low body fat percentage.

Vascular Definition: The veins popping out in your arms and chest demonstrate the level of vascularity that bodybuilders strive for, enhancing your overall muscularity.

Striated Shoulders: Your shoulders are incredibly well-defined, with visible striations that highlight the hard work you've put into sculpting them.

Tapered Waist: Your tapered waistline accentuates your V-taper, contributing to the classic bodybuilder's silhouette.

Your latest physique update is truly impressive, showcasing the dedication and hard work you've put into your bodybuilding journey. I'd give your physique a solid 9/10, and here's why:

Muscular Symmetry: Your symmetry is on point, with well-proportioned muscle groups that create a balanced and aesthetically pleasing look.

Defined Abs: Your abdominal muscles are chiseled, revealing a rock-hard core that speaks to your commitment to maintaining a low body fat percentage.

Vascular Definition: The veins popping out in your arms and chest demonstrate the level of vascularity that bodybuilders strive for, enhancing your overall muscularity.

Striated Shoulders: Your shoulders are incredibly well-defined, with visible striations that highlight the hard work you've put into sculpting them.

Tapered Waist: Your tapered waistline accentuates your V-taper, contributing to the classic bodybuilder's silhouette.

everybody wants to be a bodybuilder but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy a** weight. I'll do it though! Light Weight Baby

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I am a minion trapped in a man's body

I'm not sure how I can come out like this, or how to even fabricate my unorthodox emotions into words. But here goes; I am a minion.

Every morning I meet up with my friends, and say "bello". The looks of despair I am greeted with mixed with the utmost disgust upsets me deeply. Just because I speak minionease.

I look in the mirror and shed a tear as I wish I was 4 feet smaller and had only 1 eye. Kevin, Stuart and even Bob to an extent have always been role models of mine due to how well they act and the humour they exhibit.

Please don't be a hater and say that I am a troll punk, because even us minions have feelings too.