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Wherefore squirrels may die so that squirrels may live, just as lobsters live so that lobsters may die.

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Wherefore squirrels may die so that squirrels may live, just as lobsters live so that lobsters may die.

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Book of the Grove Chapter IV

Chapter IV Verse I
Sayeth The Goat of the Wood, "thou shalt not staple squirrels."

Chapter IV, Verse II
For the bushy tail is righteous in the All-Mother's sight, and the chattering voice divine. Should that which is divine be adhered to that which is not divine? By no means!

Chapter IV, Verse III
Rather, like the righteous squirrel, the wise man stores his nuts for the proper time, but the faithless man has no nuts to store.

Chapter IV, Verse IV
In this way the squirrel is good, and the lobster is bad. Wherefore squirrels may die so that squirrels may live, just as lobsters live so that lobsters may die.

Chapter IV, Verse V
And I say unto you... in those final days the groves will bend in agonized worship, and the nutless man will be judged with his own industrial penetration and godless adhesion. So the stapler will become the stapled.

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