🔒 EXCLUSIVE: Profiles/ - Uncensored 2025

Officially, there never was a "Clone Rebellion" on Kamino. Unofficially, approximately twenty years after we were created, a special detachment of the Imperial 501st Legion was dispatched to Kamino, with orders to eradicate an army of clones that had been bred to take arms against the Empire. Our mission commander, an expert on the inner workings of Kamino, was a young bounty hunter named Boba Fett.

What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight back to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.

I am deeply troubled by my recent revelations. My gratitude towards senator Cuchi for exposing a rogue element within our ranks. Many lives have been lost... but I assure you. Admiral Rampart will face the consequences of his treachery. However, he did not act alone. The fact that the clones under his command blindly follow orders and inflict such carnage without hesitation gives me pause. Perhaps it is time for a change... Now more than ever. Building a strong galaxy requires protection and due to Admiral Rampart's nefarious actions, and the immediacy of the bill on the floor today. It is my opinion that this legislation is our future and with this momentous act we shall usher in a new era... Heralded by the IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS

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