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BEST PLAYER I EVER PLAY WITH, MOAHHHHHHHHH LUV YOU

ENJOY YOUR SPOILS KITTEN

crazy good swing out of con on mirage, wp

I've seen Zek play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Having arms and legs.

What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with just one nail.

What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamp card under their work boots!

On a side note, Don't be racist friends. Racism is a basically a crime and crime is for black people.

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