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Obviously gay porn is gay, so instead I went looking for guy on girl porn. But I realized that features a guy, and is therefore 50% gay. So I started looking for some girl on girl porn, but that is lesbian, so it is 100% gay.
I started to consider hentai: since no one in it is real, it can’t contain guys. But, hentai is anime, which is gay.
I considered traps. I’ve heard debate if traps are gay, so I did the math:
a guy and a trap, where the guy thinks he’s with a girl: effectively guy on girl, 50% gay
a guy with a trap, and the guy knew it was a trap: Dude looking for some ♥♥♥♥, that’s gay
a girl with a trap, where the girl doesn’t know it’s a trap: that’s lesbian, and is gay
a girl with a trap, where the girl knows it’s a trap: effectively guy on girl, therefore 50% gay Therefore, on average traps are 75% gay, with a minimum gayness of 50%. The 5th option, trap on trap, is a singularity of the 4 prior possibilities, and is therefore on average 75% gay again

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.