HorribleTonk
Negev Sex Machine Sep 29, 2024 @ 2:10pm 
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UNDFTD Jun 15, 2024 @ 5:29pm 
Tom's Legendary Counter-Strike Skill Stew

Ingredients:
- 1 cup sharp aim
- 2 tbsp map awareness
- 3 slices quick reflexes
- 4 cloves communication skills
- 1 pint game sense broth
- 1 tbsp teamwork seasoning
- Dash of patience
- Pinch of humor
UNDFTD Jun 15, 2024 @ 5:29pm 
Instructions:
1. Preheat Your Game Chair: Ensure optimal comfort for peak performance.
2. Sharp Aim Prep: Combine 1 cup of sharp aim. Stir until smooth.
3. Map Awareness and Reflexes: Add 2 tbsp of map awareness. Fold in 3 slices of quick reflexes.
4. Communication Skills: Sauté 4 minced cloves of communication skills until golden.
5. Game Sense Broth: Pour in 1 pint of game sense broth. Blend well.
6. Season Generously: Add 1 tbsp of teamwork seasoning. Dash in patience.
7. Humor Infusion: Add a pinch of humor to keep things light.
8. Simmer and Stir: Let stew simmer. Stir occasionally to integrate elements.
9. Optional Garnish: Sprinkle grenade precision on top if desired.
10. Serve Hot: Pour into a large bowl. Serve immediately, paired with focused practice.
Bon Appétit and Happy Fragging!
Negev Sex Machine Jun 15, 2024 @ 5:26pm 
In days of mirth and merry cheer, where comrades gather 'round,
There dwells a lad named Tonk, whose presence doth astound.
They call him Horrible, yet with jest and fond delight,
For his famed and wondrous booty, a truly peerless sight.

Oh Horrible Tonk, thy rear doth shine, a beacon 'mongst us all,
A marvel that the homies laud, within the festive hall.
With pride thou dost display it, as knights their banners high,
And we, thy loyal brethren, gaze with awe and sigh.

In tunics and in breeches, it doth ever grandly swell,
A tale of sheer magnificence that we, with mirth, do tell.
Each strut and stride thou maketh, a dance upon the ground,
Resounding with a rhythm that in our hearts is found.
Negev Sex Machine Jun 15, 2024 @ 5:26pm 
Thy booty is a treasure, more precious than the gold,
In camaraderie and laughter, its legend shall be told.
The homies sing thy praises, in taverns far and near,
For Horrible Tonk's grand derrière, we raise a hearty cheer.

So let the echoes ring, of Tonk's most noble rear,
In friendship and in jesting, we hold it ever dear.
With every gaze and chuckle, our bonds do stronger grow,
For Horrible Tonk, thy booty, a tale of love we sow.