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30.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Waited 9 years, worth every second.
Posted December 29, 2025.
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29 people found this review helpful
15.8 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
TO JEST DURWA TUMBA STRASZNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Posted July 4, 2025.
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17.0 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted December 25, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
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99.3 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
guns
Posted June 16, 2022. Last edited February 5, 2024.
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276.2 hrs on record (37.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Polecam może zastąpić prawdziwe życie :)
Posted March 14, 2022.
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11.4 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
this game killed my wife and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my dog... Its still pretty good game tho
Posted November 11, 2021.
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40.8 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
obracacz domów
Posted July 1, 2021. Last edited February 25, 2024.
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17.0 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
nie
Posted June 25, 2021.
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34.8 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted June 5, 2021. Last edited June 9, 2024.
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