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slurs Ahem... hic Listen here, yeh little... hic listen! The... the cockroaches, right? They... they’re... they’re special creatures, you see. Not like... hic not like those pesky rats or, uh, those weird floating jellyfish things from the swamp. No no, these cockroaches, they—they’re, uh, magi... magical little buggers, full o'—full o’ potential, yes!

Now, now, y’see... I was researchin' somethin’, very important research, mind you, for a... a potion! A potion that turns... turns, uh, roaches into tiny little... hic party animals, yes! They were supposed to... to help me with my hic experiments in the art of—uh—cockroach-based... uh... festivities.

So I got all these tiny hats, sparkly bits, and a couple barrels of... somethin' hic that, well, it was meant for... for... uh, ye see... it... it all went boooom in a flash, and now... now they’re just having a party hic on my profile! Dancing, eating crumbs, throwing confetti... hic it's quite the celebration! Don’t ask me how... how they got into my Steam profile, I—I don’t know, but… but they’re... they’re havin’ the time of their little roach lives!

So... hic don’t judge me! They... they’re good little critters, yeah... just, uh, they’re fine! Fine party guests, they are! hic Enjoy the show... while it lasts!