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>be in class
>morbidly obese fat kid also in class
>his name was Stephen
>infamous for being 300Ib in Sth grade
>gets obsessed with Wario Land 3
>always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3
>got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school
>didn't even understand the games, just liked wario
>made up moves that Wano did
>basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing
>"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc
>Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did
>anyway so in class one day
>teacher asks class a question
>Stephen raises his hand to answer
>actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related
>gets it wrong
>smartass teacher's pet ♥♥♥♥ sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer
>Stephen is visibly angered
>turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM
>Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her
>Stephen, no.wav
>rips the mightiest of ass right at her
>Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast
>she's the first to smell it
>she pukes on the spot
>whole class starts to smell like the foulest ♥♥♥♥ I may have ever smelled
>we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall
>Stephen got SS for 3 days
>smartass ♥♥♥♥ never spoke up again

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.