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Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Apr 12, 2025 @ 8:14am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Apr 12, 2025 @ 12:41pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Nov 3, 2024 @ 11:20am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Apr 13, 2025 @ 7:29pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Nov 6, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Apr 27, 2025 @ 1:19pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Aug 27, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Apr 20, 2025 @ 10:26am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Apr 17, 2025 @ 12:49pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Apr 27, 2025 @ 1:25pm



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing