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💦 Penny 🧑🏻‍🤝 Jun 18, 2020 @ 1:14pm 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
ㅤ* We can't all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sidelines and clap as they go by.
ㅤ* As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, "Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!"
Sid looked up and replied, "I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!