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Delay Hard - A Poem


Gain distance in less than a second,
Be invulnerable while at it too,
Simply the greatest perk, I reckon,
The killer will never have a clue.

Always fully functional, it's true,
Look, the killer is about to attack:
You just press the key you set it to-
Wait, why the hell did I teleport back?

A tale of tragic bullshittery,
Latency here, lag there, bugs everywhere
This perk is a true catastrophe.

The perk's power itself might seem unfair,
But upon testing it you will see
The struggle to refrain from blasphemy.