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shooting through walls;

intentional luck-shots;

defusing the bomb inside a smoke (sometimes you get lost in it, but no worries);

throwing flashbangs with magical trajectories (sometimes even you don't know where it goes — or worse, you flash yourself);

sniping with the AWP depending on weather conditions (during storms, just pray to the gods).

You'll also learn how to:

curse and accuse everyone of hacking whenever they kill you;

always blame your teammates no matter what;

scream "lag/fps!" every time you lose a duel;
... and much more!

I offer CS:GO lessons at affordable prices.
Accepted forms of payment: drugs (large quantities only), booze (only Krug Rosé and Moët), and women (only 90-60-90).
The course will include a wide range of elite tactics such as:

how to master the spray pattern, taught by MAG-07 himself;

how to impress the ladies using the P90;

intentional lucky shots;

smoke defuses (sometimes you'll lose the bomb in the smoke — but hey, no stress);

throwing flashbangs with style (sometimes you’ll even flash yourself — congratulations);

sniping with the AWP depending on the weather (during a storm, all you can do is pray).

You'll also learn:

motivational Russian phrases like suka, idi nahui, pidor, and many more;

how to always shift the blame to your teammates;

when you die, how to make feral sounds to intimidate your teammates and secure victory;
... and plenty of other secrets.