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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:22am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 7:18am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 8:00am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 3:47pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2025 @ 8:38am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 7:54am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2025 @ 3:25pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 7:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2025 @ 8:51am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 4:29pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 5:47am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 7:19am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 12:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 5:43am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 5:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 5:57am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:20am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:36am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 8:44am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 3:45pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 4:03am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2025 @ 11:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 2:34pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2025 @ 8:38am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2025 @ 8:38am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2025 @ 8:38am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 5:45am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:42am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 7:37am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 2:59pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:29am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 8:37am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2025 @ 6:29am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 1:54pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 5:43am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:36am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 9:47am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 5:48am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 7:18am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 4:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:30am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 3:25pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 2:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:01am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 9:47am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 5:39am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 12:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 11:42am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 3:09pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2025 @ 7:15am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2025 @ 6:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 10:58am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 5:57am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:40pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2025 @ 3:49pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2025 @ 6:14pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 4:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:07am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:07am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 10:38am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 7:45am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2025 @ 6:24am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2025 @ 6:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:29am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 12:18pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:40am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 8:51am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 8:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 3:40pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2025 @ 12:01pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2025 @ 3:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 4:03am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2025 @ 12:01pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 11:42am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 6:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2025 @ 6:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:30pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 7:37am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2025 @ 8:22am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 1:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 5:38am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 10:58am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2025 @ 1:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2025 @ 5:32pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2025 @ 12:59pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 9:22am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2025 @ 10:01am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:33am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:24am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:23am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 10:58am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 1:33pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2025 @ 5:37pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2025 @ 4:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 4:34pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 7:39am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 12:08pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:54am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2025 @ 2:59pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 3:46pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 12:25pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:51am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 3:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 10:19am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 7:28am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:21am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 2:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 7:54am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 4:46pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 4:06pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 4:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 4:54am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 10:03am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:00am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:24am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 7:00am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 9:08am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 10:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 1:33pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 5:53am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 4:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:24pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 2:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:27pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:32pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 4:28pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:49am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 7:02am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 3:50pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:20pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 6:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 1:21pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:08am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 3:53pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 7:09am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 10:00am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:42am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 4:17pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 11:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 9:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 6:21am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 7:28am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 5:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2025 @ 6:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:24pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 4:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 8:37am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2025 @ 2:40pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2025 @ 2:48pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 5:11am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 12:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:37am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:45am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 10:38am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:18pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:01pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:57pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:31pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 4:32am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:00pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 1:10pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:11pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:04pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:11pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 4:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2025 @ 8:38am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 2:28pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 3:06pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 3:46pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:51am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 6:21am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 4:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 7:42am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 12:25pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:43am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:51am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:26am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 11:29am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 3:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:25pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 8:57am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 8:57am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:49am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:46am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:06am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 11:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:18pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 7:05am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 1:10pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 5:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 3:58am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 5:57am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2025 @ 8:51am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2025 @ 1:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:04pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 4:29pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 4:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 7:29am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 3:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:34am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:46am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 10:49am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:30pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2025 @ 3:54am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 3:04pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 1:21pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 1:15pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 8:04am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:56am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 1:54pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 12:25pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 4:28pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:51am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:55am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:55am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 3:50pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:24pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 7:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 8:57am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:10pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:19pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 3:59am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2025 @ 8:08am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2025 @ 7:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2025 @ 8:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 8:39am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2025 @ 11:40am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 4:21am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 10:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 2:06pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:18pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 7:28am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:01pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:45am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:59am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 10:52am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 3:50pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:21pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:38pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 8:58am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:14pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 3:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:25am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:46am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:06pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:13pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:10pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 4:58pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:44am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 9:09am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:29pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:59pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:30pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2025 @ 5:16pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 9:03am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2025 @ 12:23pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 11:29am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:25pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 7:13am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 10:38am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 11:20am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:26pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:02pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:25am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 11:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 4:22am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:34pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 7:44am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 10:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 4:54am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:11pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:19pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:24pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 7:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 10:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:11pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 3:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:25am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:38am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:41am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:54pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:30pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 10:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:11pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 3:59am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 9:09am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:25am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:39am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:34pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:38pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 2:00pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:24pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:37am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:48pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:32pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:38pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 12:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:46am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 5:56am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2025 @ 10:43am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:30am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:17pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:17pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:47pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 3:06pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:45am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:42pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 6:44pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 3:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 4:46am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:34am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2025 @ 11:19am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:45am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:38am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:25am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:45am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:47am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:47pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:28pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:32pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:41pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 3:40pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 7:12am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 3:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2025 @ 8:51am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 10:19am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:47am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 3:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:57pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:24pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:39am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:31pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 2:07pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 4:45am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:18pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 7:57am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:37pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:22pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:00am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:46am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2025 @ 4:19pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 4:48pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2025 @ 4:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 12:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 7:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:11pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:38am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:47am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:30pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 2:03pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 4:40pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:42am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:57pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:30am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 9:28am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 2:33pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2025 @ 10:00am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2025 @ 12:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 1:47pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 6:44pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 3:13pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 5:55pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2025 @ 4:56pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 3:06am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:06am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:36pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:41am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:47am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:48pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:49pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:33pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:40pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 2:03pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 7:13am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 3:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:00am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:59am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:34am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 5:16pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2025 @ 5:07pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2025 @ 2:29pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:01am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:48pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:30pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:31pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:59pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 7:12am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 3:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 5:31pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:56am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:34am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 9:28am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 6:48pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2025 @ 7:37am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 5:15am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:58am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:19pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 2:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 7:57am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:45am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:49pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:42pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 3:20pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 9:28am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 4:27pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:24pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:47am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 2:07pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:21pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:37am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 8:04am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:21am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:56am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 4:44pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2025 @ 8:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 5:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2025 @ 6:02am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2025 @ 6:17pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2025 @ 3:57am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 8:39am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2025 @ 6:09pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 10:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 7:05am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 4:43pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:38am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 12:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 7:12am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:56am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 9:28am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2025 @ 7:33am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:47am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 3:28pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:30pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:38pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 2:06pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 7:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 4:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:02am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:18am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 2:33pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 5:56am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:31pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2025 @ 10:00am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 8:08am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:18pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 8:41am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 4:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:38pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 2:01pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 8:41am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 8:03am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2025 @ 12:01pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2025 @ 2:48pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 12:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:07am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:36pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 1:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:21am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:29pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 2:06pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 4:46am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:34am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2025 @ 11:19am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2025 @ 4:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 11:48am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 3:28pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2025 @ 1:59pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 7:13am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2025 @ 3:21pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 4:46am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:33am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2025 @ 9:34am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:31pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2025 @ 7:17am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2025 @ 10:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 4:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 6:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 4:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2025 @ 2:59pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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