Cal
Massachusetts, United States
"Be a slut! Be Rudy's Slut!" - Rudy Giuliani, America's Mayor
"Be a slut! Be Rudy's Slut!" - Rudy Giuliani, America's Mayor
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old info box from previous account ~2016 - if you knew Cloud DM me
"You little forehead" -head (interchangeable with "you're a little forehead")
"i just wish he said the n-word more" -trout
"he says [n-word] just so casually" -head
"nugglet (n.) a man who survives off chicken nuggets" -Odmann
"im so used to spy i tryied dead ringer as engie" -Anonymous
"get the ♥♥♥♥ away from my sentry nest croissant boy" -Anonymous
"i can not speak or edit a message for 16 hours" -Odmann
"i wanna tell trout to eat ♥♥♥♥" - Odmann
"lol demo mains amiright" - Mink
"you don't know this yet, but i have autism" -Odmann
"who the cinnamon toast ♥♥♥♥ are you" - Odmann
"there should be capital numbers" -Anonymous
"Hitler is my day. *dad" - trout
“sbeed wabon” -broad
"Cloud’ll whip me if I say racist stuff" -trout
starting a petition to ♥♥♥♥ me. not a quote but still intellectual
"Cloud I wanna see your porn folder, I bet you watch ♥♥♥♥ porn" - trout
"lick ma clit" - Mink
"♥♥♥.dump/ster" - Creed (this may be a virus thing but idk)
"i work 3" - Odmann
"can we have blood and crip roles on the server?" - head
"no, he just sells Garfield ♥♥♥♥ rings" - Cloud
"when we are all old, our balls will be as big as our thighs" -Creed
"I want Mario to ♥♥♥ in me" - head
"bruhnite?" -broad
"creepah? awww mann" -everyone (at some point)
Recent Activity
3,806 hrs on record
last played on Dec 30
69 hrs on record
last played on Dec 30
16 hrs on record
last played on Dec 28
⚡ Volt Dec 10 @ 7:33am 
Hi, wanna play together sometime? 😊
nalio27551 Aug 8 @ 8:53pm 
🍱👎
Spookss Apr 22, 2024 @ 7:14pm 
futurama reference spotted

fire episode
Boreal May 23, 2023 @ 8:30pm 
bruh
Boreal Sep 12, 2022 @ 5:40pm 
LEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!
Proof :
i used to play fortnite all night. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a REAL game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two weeks ago i spent all my money to become a raid shadow LEGEND. now i live in a dumpster outside of a mcdonalds branch with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do that so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life!
Boreal Sep 12, 2022 @ 5:40pm 
Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!