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they say your steam profile reflects your looks irl

this is the most ugly looking steam profile I've ever seen.

why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

The Green M&M you'll notice is no longer wearing sexy boots, now she's wearing sensible sneakers. Why the change? Because leading women do not wear sexy boots, leading women wear 'thumpy' shoes, the 'thumpier' the better; that's the rule. The other big change is that the Brown M&M has quote 'transitioned' from high stilettoes to lower block heels, also less sexy. You wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them, that's the goal. And actually if you look at them the Orange M&M appears very anxious, maybe he doesn't like all the ugly new shoes he sees around here, maybe he liked the sexy boots, maybe the Orange M&M is a secret sexist himself.

Hashire sori yo

Strange Chinese Voicemail with music in background