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THE BEST FOOTBALL MANGER IV EVER MEET

Dude, WHO DECIDED TO MAKE US SO PAINED IN LIFE?!

Periods, egg-baby time, patriarchy, misogyny, WHO DID THIS?! AYO GOD OR WHOEVER, I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.

ESPECIALLY PERIODS AND EGG-BABY TIME!!!

Like, when I'm on that cycle-juice... THE ABSOLUTE MOUTH-WATERING, CONCRETE MUNCHING, TEARING THROUGH DRYWALL AND JAIL-BARS, HORN-OF-THE-Y YOU GET. I don't like whacking all day and night, I DON'T - BUT I NEED IT LIKE OXYGEN TO SURVIVE.

And don't even get me started on The Slime™. WE ALREADY GO THROUGH ENOUGH AS COOTER-CARRIERS, WHY DO WE GOTTA BE SLIMERS TOO???

And periods top it all off. I don't get bad cramps, but some yall PASS OUT AND PUKE FROM IT... GET BEDRIDDEN?!

I'm making a complaint to HR. In conclusion, I don't like my anatomy, I want rights, AND ♥♥♥♥ THE SLIME 🗣🗣🗣

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

NEWAAAAMgndsman

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hi newman!!!