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I'm a pig and gaming is my slop
If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady
That dog inside me has been put down
Certified power bottom
You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly
What the monkey considers business, the horse considers play
If you're wondering, I already know

Accomplishments:
Pinewood derby 2nd place
Overwatch Goonginga league diamond team cap tournament champion
Bryant University 2017 Madden Tournament champion
Third grade chess club runner up
2020 PSN Lucioball #9 North America (4450 SR)
Max Storm Wizard W101
Level 39 Pokemon Go
Town Hall 13 CoC
4 12-0 Trials of Osiris runs Destiny
Pirate Legend Sea of Thieves
Slayed Ender dragon in Minecraft
1400 Elo lichess blitz time control
2023 friend group fantasy football champion
2025 top 500 CopaBot random team Lucioball tournament 2nd place
LVL 10 Faceit
Top fragged in a silver lobby once

Total tournament winnings: 7$

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Surf Pbs:
Surf Beginner-1:29.64
Surf Borealis-1:01
Surf Kitsune- 4:21.25
Surf Utopia- 1:07.71
Surf Mesa: 57.21

Kz Pbs:
KZ_RC_stonehenge- 22:05.2 309 teleports


https://www.faceit.com/en/players-modal/PhilTheMan33

Sometimes I boot up 2k, pop open a bottle of wine, take my clothes off and just shoot around with Lebron for hours

PC Specs:

CPU - Ryzen 7 9800X3D
GPU - AMD Radeon RX 7800 XT 16GB
RAM - G.Skill - Flare X5 Series 32GB (2 x 16GB) DDR5
Motherboard - MSI - X670E MAG Tomahawk WiFi AMD AM5 ATX
SSD: Samsung 990 Pro 2TB
Case: NZXT H7 Flow (2024) Tempered Glass ATX Mid-Tower

Keyboard: Wooting 60HE
Monitor: ASUS ROG Swift PG32UCDP

1000 DPI 1.12 Sens

Favorite color: blue

Hobbies:
Golfing
Making funny faces at babies
playing chess
playing free bird on touchtunes at bars
playing pool
smoking stogies
watching anime


Donk Fanboy

stay clear of all clanker, wireback, tinskin, cogger, clink, chromie, waferhead, zap monkey, flicker, copper blood, grease cricket, cog sniffer, rust bucket, bucket of bolts, spare parts, byte sniffer, circuit lover, creaker, off switch, spring neck, low volts, spark donkey, gear chucker, toaster, socket humper, tin can, butter passer, silicunt, buckethead, boltbagger, glowhead, gearbox, ticker

I will make no apologies for my whimsy