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1 person found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
how did you get Troy Baker?
Posted April 17.
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61.3 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
i just bought crimson desert and i want to play that game but i got addicted to this stupid puzzle game

i like= 1 prayer
send your spirit energy to get me through these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puzzles
Posted March 19. Last edited March 21.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
the game is not that bad, but there are other games that do it better, i don't get the reinforce walls in your base part, every match starts with one minute of your team reinforcing up to 15 walls in your base, why is that part of the gameplay, it's just the same thing for every match
abilities don't feel good, their description is not very detailed, placing an ice wall or a respawn point feels off, you can't hold down the button to plan the placement like in marvel rivals or overwatch.

matches snowball, and coming back from disadvantage seems impossible. after the first fight for the sword, the team that wins the fight can rush to the wall and good luck stopping them before they take down the shield. pushing the ram would make more sense, the singular game mode is just not that good

i am legit more afraid from enemies guns than their ults, remember when you played marvel rivals and you see shang chi walking towards you and popping their ultimate, or hearing Jeff's chomp, or doctor strange dropping in the middle of your team, or a full team walking up with luna snow and you know you are fecked, you try to get out of their way or counter it quickly.
there is no such thing in this game, the most horrifying abilitiy is the gun, in Marvel Rivals ulting felt awesome, you say your line and feel badass for the next 20 seconds, it changes the balance of the match

even in overwatch in your first match you heard McCree say it's high noon, and you know ♥♥♥♥ is going down, some players will die.
heroes should have some abilities that makes them unique, in Highguard there is nothing like that. every character is lame.
i wish there was a fart soundeffect when people use their ultimate, that way i could feel something, instead of not noticing it at all.
I wish Dahl was in the game, at least he was funny.

i had way more fun in Marvel rivals
Posted January 27. Last edited January 27.
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13 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
4
7.0 hrs on record
the difficulty is garbage, hitting the prompts works about 60% and you still lose hp
the devs expect you to be frame perfect, yet they released the game with bugs and softlocks, where is the perfection on their end?

the 2.7.13 update might made the game better
Posted January 26. Last edited January 27.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.3 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
I am way under six inches
Posted January 17.
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132.0 hrs on record (52.5 hrs at review time)
its the only game that came close to BG3 in the past 2 years
Posted November 24, 2025.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
154.8 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
aids is bad
Posted September 11, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
47.6 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
I don't like deckbuilders, i hate roguelikes, and i am not a fan of tetris, but this game is awesome
Posted August 21, 2025. Last edited August 26, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
sweet game, love the grammar explanations, and how you can practice the stroke order, it's a bit annoying that you can't fill up the words that you already know, but other than that it's pretty fecking good
Posted August 18, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
14.0 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
nihongo o takusan benkyoushimashita
kono geemu wa hontoni sugoi desuyo

demo bokuno chinpo wa mou totemo chisai desu
Posted August 15, 2025.
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