Just do it, it'll make sense later.

I was wondering why tanks were invisible.

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Okay I got this game from my friend because me broke and no job, I must have diarrhea though because I can't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on Tyranids. It's an absolute blast to slice through anything you don't like looking at with a Power Sword and screaming like a Blood Angel.

(I don't have a favorite chapter so if you think that's a reason to hate me for mentioning them then die.)

The last thing Ghost and Von heard before I died was "Goodbye Yeva..."

Autistic Industrial Desires, Continental Exploration, and Extreme Un-Healthcare plans all mixed into one futuristic nightmare of belt work and pipes that span the island you landed on.

May or may not have been playing the governor assassination level when Trump was shot in the ear...

As a wise Russian Badger once said: Left 4 Dead 2 is a game that starts with; "YEEAAH shootin' Zombies with guns is fun!" and ends with; "I can't believe we shot Yoshi with a Smith & Wesson 500. BONE CRUsher."

I have played for 530 hours now, and in all of that time, I've had fun with 500K.G. bombs, 380mm orbital barrages, and napalm and machine guns. It is the game that you play for the explosions and community...

IF you can get someone to join your game, I call so many S.O.S. beacons all the time, I usually host games and wait for at least 5 minutes for someone to join. But 5 minutes later of waiting in the Hellpod and I'm still alone, so I drop down to the planet. I'll call my stuff, and then wait for 25 minutes and still I'm alone, so I'll call an S.O.S. beacon to get help, but then it NEVER comes. I go 40 minutes alone all the time with an S.O.S. beacon active and never see a person join. It makes me so mad that I sit there trying to do everything and then while I wait for help it never comes. I don't know if I'm doing something wrong or if the game is actually broken, but I hate it whenever I play a "multiplayer" game and I never see another player.

Long story short, only play if you have people who can play with you.

They say the machine is immortal... I think NOT! If it bleeds, it dies! This game is underrated and fun! Friends make every moment either funny or annoying. P.S. Fear the Firebird.

I keep bringing the wrong nukes.