🔥 HOT: Profiles/ - Uncensored 2025

**Pontius Pilate**: Now, Jewish wapscallion.

**Brian**: I'm not Jewish… I'm a Roman!

**Pilate**: *Wohman?*

**Brian**: No, *Roman*.

*Pilate slaps Brian.*

**Pilate**: So, your father was a wohman. Who was he?

**Brian**: He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrison.

**Pilate**: What was his name?

**Brian**: Nortius Maximus.

*Centurion stifles a laugh.*

**Pilate**: Centurion, do we have anyone of that name in the garrison?

**Centurion**: Well… no, sir.

**Pilate**: You sound very sure. Have you checked?

**Centurion**: Well… no, sir. I think it’s a joke, sir. Like… Sillius Soddus or… Biggus Dickus.

**Pilate**: What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?

**Centurion**: Well… it’s a joke name, sir.

**Pilate**: I have a very great friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

*Guard stifles a laugh.*

**Pilate**: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly with behavior like that.

**Brian**: Can I go now, sir?

*Pilate slaps him again.*

**Pilate**: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!

*More snickering.*

**Pilate**: Right! Centurion… take him away.

**Centurion**: Oh, sir, he only—

**Pilate**: No, no. I want him fighting rabid wild animals within a week.

*Guard laughs again.*

**Pilate**: I will not have my friends ridiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friend... Biggus... Dickus?

*Several guards start laughing.*

**Pilate**: What about you? Do you find it… risible… when I say the name... Biggus... Dickus?

*Guards laugh harder.*

**Pilate**: He has a wife, you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

*The guards burst into laughter.*

**Pilate**: Enough! Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!