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ㅤ* The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
ㅤ* Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!"
ㅤ* A man walks into a surgery. "Doctor!" he cries. "I think I'm shrinking!" "I'm sorry sir, there are no appointments at the moment", says the physician. "You'll just have to be a little patient."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!