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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 9:43am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 9:37am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 7:31am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 7:29am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 7:33am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 11:51am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 9:38am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 11:54am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 11:45am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 10:35am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 9:02am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 10:43am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 4:35am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2023 @ 3:43am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 7:43am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 2:21am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.