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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Sep 4, 2025 @ 8:06pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Jul 23, 2024 @ 3:53am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Jul 23, 2024 @ 4:31am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Jun 26, 2025 @ 11:30pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Jul 22, 2024 @ 1:14am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Jul 22, 2024 @ 9:39am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Jul 23, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Jul 22, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Jul 9, 2025 @ 12:14am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Dec 1, 2025 @ 6:41pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jul 22, 2024 @ 10:59pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Dec 5, 2025 @ 4:57pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Jul 23, 2024 @ 3:41am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Jul 23, 2024 @ 7:52am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Jun 27, 2025 @ 4:43am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Jul 23, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Jul 24, 2024 @ 5:29am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked Aug 2, 2025 @ 2:43am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Dec 1, 2025 @ 8:53pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Aug 7, 2025 @ 9:43pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Jul 30, 2025 @ 8:22am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked Dec 6, 2025 @ 3:47am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Jul 8, 2025 @ 10:44pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Aug 2, 2025 @ 4:25am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2024 @ 11:16am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2025 @ 4:15am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked Dec 6, 2025 @ 3:47am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2025 @ 1:42am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2025 @ 3:26am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2025 @ 6:03pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Jul 8, 2025 @ 10:30pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Dec 1, 2025 @ 1:07am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Nov 30, 2025 @ 9:32pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Dec 1, 2025 @ 8:10am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Sep 7, 2025 @ 7:51pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Jul 23, 2024 @ 10:41pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Aug 1, 2025 @ 9:27pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jul 23, 2024 @ 3:41am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Sep 4, 2025 @ 10:00pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Jul 30, 2025 @ 8:33am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Jul 30, 2025 @ 8:45am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Jul 30, 2025 @ 8:38am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Jul 30, 2025 @ 8:41am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Jul 30, 2025 @ 8:45am