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Santa is just a collaborative lie we all agree to tell kids because it’s cute and because December would be way more annoying if every parent had to explain capitalism and gift-giving ethics to a 4-year-old.

Your parents bought the presents. The mall Santa was just some guy named Mike who needed extra cash. The “magic” was just adults trying to make childhood a little less bleak.
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Santa is just a collaborative lie we all agree to tell kids because it’s cute and because December would be way more annoying if every parent had to explain capitalism and gift-giving ethics to a 4-year-old.

Your parents bought the presents. The mall Santa was just some guy named Mike who needed extra cash. The “magic” was just adults trying to make childhood a little less bleak.
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