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Inanimate objects feel pain. Make sure to hit them against things as hard as you can, they deserve it.
The Real JFK's then aborted Foetus was found by the Department of Justice in 2006.
Public Schools are required to have at least 50 teeth of mammalian origin embedded into their north facing walls, for structural and safety reasons.
Every building, from hospitals to homes, contains a room that acts as the heart of the building, delivering blood and nutrients to the building's extremities. Try to find your houses heart!
In 1956, A new disease appeared in Osaka, Japan. The symptoms included a strong cough, rash, and becoming a room. Luckily, the virus was contained and eradicated. Starting in 2001, the rooms have been rented out as a bed and breakfast.
Have you ever tried asking what your father's true name is? You might be surprised!
Trees are not the only organisms capable of inosculation. Deer, Whales, and Humans are also perfectly capable.
Scientists have discovered that humans from 100,000 years ago featured a "Holy" orifice in the head no longer present. It is believed this orifice disappeared after the crusades.
Viruses do not exist. Illness is simply your body punishing you for what you have done wrong.
All food you have ever eaten is rotten. You have never tasted fresh food.
There is at least one biocomputer mainframe stored in every public government building.
A man claiming to be "God" appeared on American soil in 1965. He was immediately shot down by the CIA. John McCone was quoted saying "We got him."
The cure for cancer was discovered in 1994 by a man known as Marcel A. Lynden. Lynden was unfortunately killed in 1994 when he was impaled by a child's crayon drawing.
The Queen of Dragonflies is sleeping and smiling.
There is a Mariana Trench under every town.