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F TO THE R TO THE FREAK TO THE S-H-O-W. YOUR WEEB ASS MAKES ME VOMIT WHILE I’M TRYING TO E-A-T [OREOS]!

I’VE BEEN IN THIS [GAME] SINCE 2008. THE ONLY REASON THAT YOU’RE FAMOUS IS A S-O-N-G THAT PEOPLE [♥♥♥♥♥♥] HATE!

I’M RAGS TO RICHES WHILE Y-O-U HAVE RAGS FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. 3D WOMEN DITCH YOU FASTER THAN M-Y TRANSITION SWITCHES!

I’M LIGHTING [BONFIRES], YOU’RE JUST RUBBIN’ STICKS. YOU GOT THAT YEE-YEE A-S-S HAIRCUT AND A COTTON-FILLED [♥♥♥♥♥]!

YOU’RE AN O-L-D MAN’S RECORD, I’M PART OF A GENERATION. MY MUSIC B-O-B-S HEADS, YOURS JUST CAUSES M-O-R-E FRUSTRATION.

I’VE ENTERTAINED BILLIONS, I’M O-N-E HELL OF A [STAR], NOW GO CRY ME SOME MORE T-E-A-R-S, I NEED SOME MORE AT THE BAR.

NEVER G-O-N-N-A FIND A GIRLFRIEND ‘CAUSE YOU’RE FULL OF RED FLAGS. I’M THE K-I-N-G OF YOUTUBE, YOU’RE A BAIT-AND-SWITCH GAG!

NOW GO WALLOW IN YOUR SADNESS, I’M C-R-A-Z-Y AND BOOZED UP. I MAY APPROVE THIS MESSAGE BUT YOU’RE THE O-N-E GETTING GAVE [OP]!



WOAH, M-A-N, YOU’RE TALKIN’ LIKE YOUR BRAIN’S MADE OF [SPAGHETTI]. WHO K-N-E-W SUCH A LOUSY NOTE COULD B-E SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ SWEATY?

YOU THINK YOU’RE H-O-T ♥♥♥♥ BUT YOU’RE FOREVER A-L-O-N-E. THERE’S NOTHING Y-O-U COULD EVER DO TO LEAVE THE [♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’] FRIEND ZONE!

TOGEHTER FOR-NEVER, YOU THINK YOU’RE C-L-E-V-E-R BUT YOU AIN’T, COMIN’ AT ME WITH YOUR OUTFIT M-A-D-E IN MS PAINT!

SO BACK O-F-F THIS THRONE! YOUR MEME IS GONNA [DIE!] AND GO TELL YO’ M-A-M-A I’LL BE BY HER POOLSIDE!