Shaquille Oatmeal
Slovakia
I am the Masturbator.
I want and wait for none.
They tell me: "Do it later -
When all your friends are gone!"

But I'm the Masturbator.
And that is why I say:
"Begone and hightail, hater -
I take myself by day!"

I am the Masturbator.
I do it when I like.
They call me: "Violator!"
I tell 'em: "Take a hike!"
I am the Masturbator.
I want and wait for none.
They tell me: "Do it later -
When all your friends are gone!"

But I'm the Masturbator.
And that is why I say:
"Begone and hightail, hater -
I take myself by day!"

I am the Masturbator.
I do it when I like.
They call me: "Violator!"
I tell 'em: "Take a hike!"
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Yulia- Dec 29, 2025 @ 8:33am 
old dota player, dagger spammer