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"Reagan and Gorbachev made a bet about whose country has more drunks. Reagan is first to visit USSR. Of course, he sees drunkards all over the place - in the airport, on the streets, in restaurants, etc. Then it's Gorbachev turn. He flies into Washington. Reagan greets him on the tarmac, hands him a Colt and says: If you see any drunks on the street, you can just shoot them, no questions asked. After it gets dark, Gorbachev goes on the prowl in Washington D.C. Sure enough, after a short while he sees a man stumbling around. Bang! Shoots him dead. A few minutes later he sees another man who can't even walk being propped-up by his two very drunk buddies. Bang, bang, bang! Shoots all three. This goes on until Gorbachev is out of ammo. Satisfied, he returns back to his hotel and goes to sleep. In the morning, he is served breakfast with the morning copy of Washington Post. Top headline reads: Last night, an unidentified, bald-headed terrorist shot half the staff of the Soviet Embassy."